this tweet is the real reason why romney lost the election
can someone translate this i dont know british
I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA
I can’t breathe
when the teacher says “you have to be pretty stupid to get this question wrong” and the whole class laughs but i don’t understand it at all
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.